it's supposed to be top-secret and highly confidential but i couldn't resist-

maybe studying for a medical degree screws your brain because some physicians simply cannot speak in proper english or answer simple questions.

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excerpt from an interview with a physician:

M: Doctor, could you tell me briefly about the type of practice that you have?

R: What do you mean?

M: For example do you specialize or have a particular interest in any specialized area like women’s health?

R: Basically it is a business concern. It have to be profitable so we have to deal in areas that are extremely profitable.

M: So the practice that you have is a private practice?

R: Yes. Of course we also help people within the laws of Malaysia.