example 1.
mah hon seng, whom i have not spoken to nor met [in real life, not after i pang-sehed him and shaun the other time at vivo] since he came into nus, suddenly msned me and asked me if i want to watch transformers.
then i was like,
yeah, but not with you, haha! [with the raggers of course =)]
then i was like, so why do you suddenly want to watch transformers?
then hon seng was like,
'oh i want to ask you out on a date mah.'
then i laughed for about 3 minutes and then hon seng admitted that he just wanted to meet up.
meet up then say meet up lah.
bor liao.
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example 2.
choy seng tuck and i were talking online, then he was asking what i was doing this holidays, and i said i was bumming around and travelling and doing nothing much really, and then he said that was saying that he was/is damn free, and then i asked him to help rag, and then he said,
'but eusoff feels like its in europe'
i was like
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
okay gotta stop, i'm not psycho man
and why
because IT'S DAMN FAR from his house,
HAHA.
another bor liao one.
we have the randomest conversations online.
when we talk it's really 鸡同鸭讲/秀才遇到兵,有理说不清
the epitome of randomness man!!!!!!!!!!!
he thought i was asking him out to dinner on sun [when obviously and logically i was talking about our family father's day dinner; he is neither my father nor my family right?! -____-], then i thought he was asking me about dinner today [which we aren't eating together but he asked anyway]
if anyone asked you,
'what's for dinner?'
you would think that
you're having dinner together right?
like FUNNY. haha-funny and weird-funny also.
like BIZARRO. -___________-
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example 3
then i saw Jiejing's pictures at niagara falls and then i was like super excited.
then he was like,
'oh, niagara falls ah. it's like my brother's dream'
then i was like, but how come?
then he was like,
when we were young, we watched the video together. about niagara falls.
at the falls, people throw other people into barrels, you know, that video.
then i was like
no i didnt watch the video
then he was like
:( different childhood
then i was like,
so what happens they throw the barrels of people down niagara falls is it!!!!!!
then he was like
yeah
then i was like
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
then i was like
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[cause it's damn freaky to be put in a barrel and thrown down niagara falls man!]
but he told me afterwards that they dont do that anymore [dang]
and that he was couldnt bear to break his brother's childhood dream
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example 4.
this one is simple.
soohf thought that to meet at wisma [atria that is],
according to some online travel guide, it tells her to get off at the bishan mrt stop.
this is living proof of her still-not-yet-singaporean status. HAHA!
okay, maybe it's not funny,
but for someone staying in bishan,
imagining wisma atria here is quite funny.
end of my examples.
from the funny spectrum of life, i shift to more thoughtful fragments.
can you pine for somebody in a logical manner? it was a question that popped up in my mind, and i couldn't find a really reasonable answer for it since it came into my head.
because,
is attraction/affection even logical in nature?
i guess not.
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