you know its no big surprise that you re a virtual comp idiot [yes, virtually a virtual comp idiot. my mouth is dripping with acid] when ...

your laptop hangs when you use microsoft word.


you know you have THE WORLD'S LOUSIEST COMPUTER when...

your computer hangs when you use notepad [oh come on. yes, i know nobody uses notepad these days. thats the whole point.]

when your school wireless connection is n times faster than your house broadband internet connection [where n is a number -------> infinity]

when you have to press refresh at least 3 times for a webpage to load...

when your computer cant recognise your thumb drive but every other computer and laptop can...

when you can't even remember when it was the computer was purchased...

when you' d rather stay in hall because using your lappy is so much faster than your house computer...

when it takes half an hour for a 2 minute youtube video to load...


oh bollocks. tell me how i have been tolerating this.
i just never SAW the problem. just kind of ignored it; denied its existence.
and that explains.


how i became the computer idiot i am today.