Must be above legal age 16part-time galfren needed for companionship for pleasant looking loving guy.Will pay $$$ if satisfiedFull respect and confidentiality givenSerious applicants onlyEmailNickAgeRaceHtWtContact No for SMSThank you.

OMG. the above was a classifieds i saw while looking for jobs.
its a job i suppose, but....
its something like an escort, i figure.... but still....
companionship? thats probably not all that he wants...

urg. at least i got sth to occupy myself for the next 3 weeks.
i hope i can reach santa size and height, hopefully if i try to eat a lot and do skipping everyday
x mas is coming, hopefully money is rolling in as well.

sigh.